Date Everything!

Date Everything is a dating sim where household objects become romance options. You're stuck at home with 100 fully voice-acted characters—your bed, a smoke alarm, and yes, an Overwhelming Sense of Existential Dread all want your attention. The premise is absurdist: everyday items gain personalities and dating routes. Expect dialogue trees, relationship meters, and the surreal comedy of flirting with furniture. Each object has its own voiced lines and story arc. The sandbox structure lets you pursue whoever (or whatever) catches your interest without forced progression. If you've ever wondered what your toaster's love language is, this answers that question.