Headmaster is a VR football (soccer) training game where you're confined to a dystopian academy that exists solely to fix your heading technique. You can't move your feet—just your head and neck—as you nod balls into targets across increasingly absurd drills. The facility's staff deliver deadpan corporate-authoritarian commentary while you smash balls through hoops, hit moving targets, or aim for specific zones under time pressure. It's framed as mandatory improvement at a place that's definitely not a prison, though the tone suggests otherwise. The comedy comes from the premise: you've embarrassed your club badly enough to warrant this. If standing still and nodding a ball toward things for 20-minute sessions sounds meditative or maddening, that divide will determine whether this clicks.
