Who's Your Daddy is a multiplayer game where one player controls a father and the other plays as his infant son. The father's job: baby-proof the house and stop the baby from dying. The baby's goal: find creative ways to end itself using household hazards like electrical outlets, bleach, ovens, and sharp objects. Rounds are short and chaotic. The dad scrambles to lock cabinets, hide dangers, and monitor the crawling menace. Meanwhile, the baby races to interact with lethal items before getting caught. It's dark comedy built on asymmetric roles—one player frantically defensive, the other gleefully suicidal. Matches end when the baby succeeds, the timer runs out, or the father manages to keep his child alive. Best with friends who appreciate morbid humor and don't mind repeated infant deaths as a game mechanic.
