My Name is Mayo

You tap a jar of mayonnaise. That's it—that's the game. Each click advances a counter and occasionally triggers a new costume or backdrop for the jar. The setup mimics idle clicker mechanics but strips them to absolute basics: no upgrades, no prestige layers, no branching paths. Just you, a condiment, and whatever narrative fragments appear between milestone clicks. The story unfolds through brief text snippets and visual gags as you rack up thousands of taps. It's designed as a quick, low-effort completion for trophy hunters or anyone curious how minimal a game can get while still calling itself one. Takes under an hour if you're committed to the bit.