Table Manners is a physics-based dating sim where you control a disembodied hand trying to survive dinner dates without causing disasters. You'll grab utensils, pour drinks, and attempt basic table etiquette while the game's deliberately unwieldy physics turn simple actions into chaos. Knock over wine glasses, set napkins on fire, or launch food across the room as you progress through restaurants, sushi bars, ice bars, and even an airplane cabin. Each venue introduces different objects and environmental hazards to navigate. Completing dates unlocks new romantic prospects with tougher scenarios. Success depends on managing the intentionally clumsy controls rather than mastering complex mechanics. It's slapstick comedy packaged as a relationship simulator, built around the gap between what you're trying to do and what actually happens.
